{"id":3404,"date":"2017-01-29T18:24:49","date_gmt":"2017-01-29T17:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/?p=3404"},"modified":"2017-01-29T18:26:41","modified_gmt":"2017-01-29T17:26:41","slug":"right-click","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/?p=3404","title":{"rendered":"Right-click"},"content":{"rendered":"

Z cyklu kawa\u0142\u00f3w z brod\u0105 dla komputerowc\u00f3w.<\/p>\n

Tech Support: „I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
\nCustomer: „Ok.”
\nTech Support: „Did you get a pop-up menu?”
\nCustomer: „No.”
\nTech Support: „Ok. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
\nCustomer: „No.”
\nTech Support: „Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
\nCustomer: „Sure, you told me to write 'click’ and I wrote 'click’.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Tego dowcipu nie da si\u0119 przet\u0142umaczy\u0107 na j\u0119zyk polski. Je\u015bli nic innego nie motywuje Ci\u0119 do nauki angielskiego, to mo\u017ce chocia\u017c potrzeba zrozumienia powy\u017cszej gry s\u0142\u00f3w?
\nPrzy okazji, „kawa\u0142 z brod\u0105”<\/em> to po angielsku „old chestnut”<\/em>, czyli „stary kasztan”<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Z cyklu kawa\u0142\u00f3w z brod\u0105 dla komputerowc\u00f3w. Tech Support: „I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer: „Ok.” Tech Support: „Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer: „No.” Tech Support: „Ok. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?” Customer: „No.” Tech Support: „Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done… Czytaj dalej Right-click<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[586],"tags":[328,854],"class_list":["post-3404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angielski-2","tag-english","tag-joke","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}