Z serii kawa\u0142\u00f3w z brod\u0105 dla informatyk\u00f3w:<\/p>\n
A programmer is going to the grocery store and his wife tells him, „Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen.” So the programmer goes, buys everything, and drives back to his house. Upon arrival, his wife angrily asks him, „Why did you get 13 gallons of milk?” The programmer says, „There were eggs!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Czyli:<\/p>\n
Idzie programista do sklepu i \u017cona m\u00f3wi mu: „Kup karton mleka, a jak b\u0119d\u0105 jajka, to kup dziesi\u0119\u0107.” Programista wraca do domu z zakupami, a \u017cona – zagl\u0105daj\u0105c do siatki – zwraca si\u0119 do niego z pretensjami: „Czemu kupi\u0142e\u015b jedena\u015bcie karton\u00f3w mleka?”. No to programista odpowiada: „Bo by\u0142y jajka!”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Bardzo lubi\u0119 student\u00f3w informatyki<\/a>. Ale trzeba naprawd\u0119 uwa\u017ca\u0107, co cz\u0142owiek do nich m\u00f3wi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Z serii kawa\u0142\u00f3w z brod\u0105 dla informatyk\u00f3w: A programmer is going to the grocery store and his wife tells him, „Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen.” So the programmer goes, buys everything, and drives back to his house. Upon arrival, his wife angrily asks him, „Why did you… Czytaj dalej Mleko, jajka, programista<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[586,260],"tags":[75,328,100,853,23,854,855,68,67],"class_list":["post-2605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angielski-2","category-studia-2","tag-angielski","tag-english","tag-informatyka","tag-informatyka-stosowana","tag-jezyk-angielski","tag-joke","tag-jokes","tag-politechnika-krakowska","tag-wydzial-mechaniczny","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglista.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}